Monthly Archive for December, 2005

Wanna buy a shed?

We’re probably going to be buying a shed. Wanna buy it off us?

Here’s the story. The neighbours I referred to in the previous post have decided to sell (again - long story) but there may be a sticking point in the sale.

They bought a 10m by 12m shed, that they cannot store anywhere (nor make use of). If they sell their land, what will they do with their shed? Well, I want to help them move. Not just because the land can still recover and the neighbours will have their peace and quiet back, but also because I feel the guys with the shed want to move. They’re not happy with the land, because of the hurt and distress their causing, and want to move on.

So, we might end up buying the shed from them. We have the space to store it, can scrape the money together to buy it, and will then sell it on, hopefully not making a loss.

It’s new, it’s probably shiny and it’s big. Want it? Contact me

Weekend Warriors

The magazines make it look glamorous. The mud is part of the fun. Roaring around the bush on a dirt bike is up there with the adrenaline pumping activities. Hell - I’ve done it - I know it’s fun!

That is until someone gets hurt.

I’m not talking about falling off your bike (been there). I’m talking about the environment. When I rode my little Yamaha XT250 around near Echuca next to the Murray River, I was mindful as I could be, being new to the area and offroading, of keeping to tracks. The last thing I want to do while enjoying myself was to damage the earth. I want others to enjoy this world long after I’ve gone…

You can probably imagine my horror, then, when I learnt that some of these ‘Weekend Warriors’ had bought one of the neighbouring lots to Bogie Bush. I wasn’t in horror because they’d moved in. I know a few offroaders and they’re really nice people.

The horror was from being told that they had bought the bush block for the sole purpose of creating a riding circuit for their children, who don’t have full licenses, and therefore can’t ride on public roads (including state forests and the like). The block has direct access to the state forest, ideal for the adults with their larger enduros.

A few weeks after hearing of this situation, and meeting some concerned neighbours, I had the chance to visit the property. The owners weren’t in at the time, but had told the neighbour that there would be no issue for people to cross it. What I saw was beyond belief.

Think back to the last time you visited someone in the country. Remember what their driveway looked like? A bit like this? Well now imagine a whole 15 acre bush block covered in tracks like this. No more grass. Trees cut down, laid across tracks and covered in soil to create jumps. Trees sprayed with neon paint to make night riding easier. It’s hard to imagine. I had been told this many times before seeing it, and nothing compares to actually being there. I was horrified.

Now, you might think “well he’s bought it, it’s his land, he can do what he likes with it”. Not quite. You see, his treatment of his property has led to a heavily reduced humus layer on the ground, meaning the soil will be less fertile and won’t retain as much moisture (humus can hold the equivalent of 80-90% of its weight in moisture).

Not only will the soil be less able to withstand drought conditions, but the water will now simply pass straight over. This water runs not only into the state forest, but also into the two neighbouring lots, and causes erosion there.

Further, his use of the land for recreational motorbike riding causes the neighbours extreme stress. Imagine being 30 metres from a race track for 4 or 5 hours a day. If you’d paid to go see them at Philip Island, then it would be great. If you were relaxing in your quiet bush block, doing some gardening or bird watching, then it’s not so great!

What we need is a way to make everyone concerned happy. I’m not suggesting we don’t allow people to tear around the countryside on their bikes. Designation of dedicated areas for this activity would make most people happy.

Racing down the Hume Highway, although a frequent sight, is not condoned. There are race courses for this purpose. In the same way, lets have parts of the countryside open to motor-bikers. Make sure it doesn’t annoy the neighbours and contain it to stop the spread of degradation of the land, and I think most people will be happy.

I say most, because there will always be the motor-bikers who want uncharted land (fresh soil) and there will be the environmentalists who want no degradation at all. I don’t think either of these groups will ever be happy while the other is in existence. What we need is a middle ground. Both sides need to give, in order to get at least some of what they want.

Post OSDC thoughts

The organisers have been resting a little - yours truly just recovered from a head cold over the weekend. I think the work load took it’s toll in the end, but fun was definitely had by all!

We’re very excited that OSDC is going global, with the next conference being organised by the Israeli Perl Mongers and the Python user group! What’s more, they’re lucky enough to have Larry Wall present a keynote, and Autrijus will be making his appearance too, just months after serenading attendees at OSDC AU.

So what are my post OSDC thoughts? Well, things can only get better, can’t they? Next year we’ll be bigger - we have a bit of cash in the bank to play with now. I’m hoping that by year five, OSDC AU will be hosted interstate.

I also think that we’ll see a lot more corporate and sponsorship interest next year - we’ve been successful two years in a row; the third can’t fail!

Now that I’ve jinxed the whole thing to high heaven, I’ll stop, before things go really passion fruit shaped…

I need sleep!

Thanks to everyone who turned up at OSDC! I really had a great time, learnt lots, met new people, and I even had fun helping to run the whole conference. I’m absolutely exhausted, but would do it all again tomorrow if I could!

We’ve been encouraging people who took photos to stick them up at flickr with the tag "osdc2005". Yours truly can even be seen here helping Jon Oxer perform real-time hardware modifications during a keynote talk!

Life, however, goes on, and I’ve been back at work for two days, we’re heading to Bogie Bush this weekend, and I’ll be writing my next talk for SecureCon in February 2006.